10 Sarcastic Best Friend Gifts (That Are F’ing Hilarious)

Searching for best friend gifts can get monotonous year after year. This year give her something that suits her smart assy, super sassy, always sarcastic personality.  These hilariously sarcastic gifts are a great way to make her smile on any occasion.

Hilarious Gifts For A Sarcastic Best Friend

Warning: if your best girlfriend doesn’t drink or cuss, then she won’t like these gifts. But if your bestie is the type to drop F-bombs in public, then she’s sure to get a laugh out these gift ideas.

Give her a gift that encourages more drinking

One thing sarcastic women need is an easy way to drink in public. These unbreakable wine cups with the very best sarcastic sayings are perfect gifts for sassy ladies. Insulated cups are useful for lots of things. The great thing is that when it’s not appropriate for a Long Island iced tea, she can always fill it with sweet tea or her favorite coffee drink.

Coasters For The Occasional Rude Guests

There’s nothing more annoying than someone coming in and making a mess out a space you just cleaned! She works hard to keep her house in order so she’ll appreciate these coasters which say exactly what she’s thinking.

Just In Case She Doesn’t Finish The Bottle

Occasionally she doesn’t finish the whole bottle but getting that pesky cork back in can be a struggle. Even if she’s known for shredding the cork, we’re pretty sure she’ll be familiar with how to put this wine stopper on.

A Cookbook That Speaks Her Language

If your best friend is a cook with a dirty mind, she’ll love using this hilarious cookbook filled with sexy innuendos and delicious chicken recipes like Spread Eagle and Hog-tied and Porked. She’ll want to take her time reading the dialogue between the chicken and the chef as well. A hilarious parody on the original 50 Shades book.

Jewelry With Hidden ‘Motivational’ Sayings

Sometimes you just need a few words from your wise best friend to keep you motivated. These brutally honest words of wisdom are perfect for that sassy friend whose true personality is only known to her friends.

Remind Her To Keep Hydrated So She Can Drink More

She’s your best friend, and give her a gift that helps keep her healthy! This is the perfect water bottle to remind her to drink more water – an excellent cure and prevention for hangovers!

Somewhere To Dump Her Pockets When She Comes Home Drunk

We all have late nights out every once in a while. Give her a nice place to put change and jewelry so she can find it in the morning… even if she doesn’t remember coming home.

A Shirt To Keep The Snowflakes Away

Some people (like your best friend) should come with a warning. She’s not known for holding her tongue, so get her a shirt to keep away anyone who gets their feelings hurt easily.

Help Her Set The House Rules With These Dishtowels

Here’s a great gift for the sarcastic moms! As kids get older, they can handle a little foul-mouthed truth from their mom. These dishtowels are hilariously honest if a bit inappropriate. Maybe she can save these for when all her friends come over for game night (see below).

She’s Sure To Get Herself In Trouble Playing This Game

This game is a blast to play on ladies’ night! Each time you draw a card, you have to choose the person it most closely represents. Sounds fun, but this game forces you to vote for things like, ‘Most likely to laugh when they see a blind person trip’ and ‘Whose funeral will have the smallest attendance?’ Perfect for your most sarcastic friend.

We totally LOL’d at these best friend gifts!

No matter which one (or ones) you choose from this list, your favorite smart ass will definitely enjoy her present this year.